I come home late And she's already Fast a s l e e p. So I tip toe across The living room where She's laid out A blanket for me This couch has Become My safe haven But its also become My e n e m y I kick off my shoes I don't care Where they land She says I'm like A hurricane I say I'm just a m a n I creep to the kitchen And open the fridge Tupperware labeled "Don't eat, For the k i d s" I grab a beer And head back To my nest Take off my pants And take A deep b r e a t h I turn out the lights And lay My head down Another Sleepless night Alone In this h o u s e