The kids must sit
on the pew;
not on your lap.

Let them eat the Hostia;
not the mentula.

Let them taste the sweetness
of the holy wine;
not the bitterness of your saliva.

They must learn to love Jesus;
not your ****

and

you
must spread His holiness;

not their legs.

you
must take his soul in His holy place;

not their innocence.