O, snow, why mustn't you go
A nuisance and irritating,
like a vexatious fly
You are not to my appreciation,
don't cha know?

You burn upon my hair and face,
a colossal disgrace
Fall in concrete-thick sheets
in the most inconvenient place
I truly despise you

Bone chilling cold and dark,
Frost-bitten by a wintry shark
A monstrous mammoth coat wrapped around me

The door is frozen shut
I've fallen on my ****
A black and blue ice sea forms behind me

Barely I can see,
I struggle for the key
And turn it as in the lock

Forcing the door
Ajar not before
A warm house air gives me a knock