I told my mom that I have a:
I have a corduroy hemorrhoid.
She said that doesn't make any sense.
What are you confused about?
Corduroy? Hemorrhoid?
You know, just because things rhyme doesn't necessarily mean
They Have To Jive.
I know. I said I HAVE A CORDUROY HEMORRHOID!
I don't care about your Cor-Dur-Oy
Hem-orr-hoid.
Only that bear called Corduroy could possibly have a
corduroy
hemorrhoid.
Anyways, like I just said
they barely even rhyme. So who really cares?
CORDUROY
and
HEMORRHOID.
Stop with the poetry nonsense.
Okay. But seriously, I have a corduroy hemorrhoid.
Who made you like this?
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You better stop. I'm ignoring you.
Oh, shit. You're late to school.
I can't go to school because--
You have a corduroy hemorrhoid.
Yes, that's right.
Okay. Whatever. That's fine.
How would you even fix a corduroy hemorrhoid?
I don't know. I'm the one who is sick.
Oh, true.
Yeah, with a corduroy hemorrhoid.
Please.
No, I really am sick.
Well there isn't anything to fix!
Probably
I think I will just need a
nap.
God, you always make Tuesday's such crap.