I don't care that you don't care about how little I care about anything. I don't even care if you do care about how much care I'm taking to show that I don't care.
What I'm trying to say is that I don't care, okay?
Did you hear me?
I DON'T CARE AT ALL!
Have you ever softly rejected someone and then they get all indignant and try to put on like they were never interested in the first place?