I take a bite. The taste, it's sweet. The texture, it's crisp. I take another bite. The taste, it's grand. The texture, it's great. I take a third bite. The taste, it's old. The texture, it's the same. I take one last bite. The taste, it's gone. The texture, it's nonexistent. Why do I do this to myself? I guess that's just the way the cookie crumbles.