Let’s be happy, Real happy, Get happy, One after another, Let’s just line up, And take some happy, Get it in a little plastic cup Wash it down with some water, Wait for the happy to kick in, Hope the happy doesn’t have any side effects, Go see a professional And talk about how to get happy, Spending time with friends, Only pay attention to each other When we can give each other happy, But no one wants to see the stuff behind the curtain, Because we don’t know what to do with anything That isn’t cookie-cutter, Perfect form, Follow-all-the-rules, Make your mama proud, Textbook, Poster-worthy Happy.