I like you
but you like money
I want you
but you want honey
I give gifts to you
but you smash my peony!

I feel better talking to you
but get that as a boloney
I wait for you
but you are doing hooey.

I am so cool
but you are ******
I am decent
but you are loony.

I am serious
but you are funny
I believe in real
but you are phony.

You are so creepy
about dark honey
You just want money
You won't be happy
Uh, go away, I hate you!