In an era where used cars are “pre-owned” And ****** are hard to come by I search back alleys for a sign of life All the flowers died in my apartment A lover tells me it’s from the cold He hated it and so did they I thought he meant of the winter I spent the last 5 years meat free My cats hate me because I can’t share plums with them I plant the pits but they never grow A different lover tells me that isn’t how plants work I’ve never been smart But any good man likes a starving ***** Except for the ones that matter So i wink at the guy in the produce section His daughter asks if I’m a witch I say yes But he’s too committed to a piece of metal To visit my apartment Of death and empty flower pots I wear a lot of black But my favorite color is yellow I want yellow shoes But I’m afraid they’re too brash So i wear olive heels And pin stripe dresses And heart shaped sunglasses Because spring is here And everything is warm But my flowers still will not grow I always thought he meant they didn’t like the winter But he always meant my heart