There's magic in our house A fairy who visits by Swishing round the living room Making spirits fly Round and round the home she goes placing things just right Into the kitchen she travels in morning noon or night Not a jot or *** of washing up to clean in sight What a little trooper a little hero to wash and put the plates and cups away Hope housemate appreciates Maybe she'll need my marigolds one day It's magic!! Ta Darrr!!!