he started the banjo man did plinkin' amid the heavy drag of a slow cool bass harmony strung out on a long low note, it sounded like nails on a chalkboard at first or a cat in heat mewing loud in the alley and crescendoed into a full blown attack on my sanity my notions as he plunked away and chorded a falsetto guitar note like eric clapton playing a ukelele drugged out the clanking E called out a G then faster he took me as the bass fought to accompany along an a fast tweedling dee and a C that cried liked birds and the blues fans applauded the folk singers sat agape the rock singers sang Hallejuah and the minstrels swayed so many fast f'ing F's G's B's flats and concordances it was like a thousand harps from heaven turned loose in fast forward and I ****** him **** banjo man that was good