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Aug 2017
Everywhere I go
My rear is there for me
To give comfort when I sit
Should I decide to bend the knee

I take my wife's advice
And keep my cheeks pinched tight
So everywhere I go
My brains don't spill out on the floor
Mike Hauser
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Mike Hauser  Sunny Florida
(Sunny Florida)   
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