you're a lovely twit, i see you there, sat up high day n night in the twit twoo tree. Watching years fly pass. Hungrily devouring those precious stolen morsels, you sigh, longing for the tastiest dish lost in the long grass. You are tw oo. Spanning wide, spreading high, strength from the roots, honest sap in the bark, all that you are a beautiful, wonderous, lifesource yet evil lurks amongst the whispering green. Pretty owls who are pecking all the pie, when eye cleansing rain reveals them, as painted little crows on haunches; Greedy selfish birds, only feathering their own nests, trying before they buy. So wait, you will, for the phoenix of your dreams. Soon. She'll emerge so bright as the smoke becomes her, perhaps with a flame for you, to burn the grasses of her hiding place.
Some nonense from a wise old owl ... for a dear and true twit twoo !