“Comrades, the reason I’ve come here today, is to meet my old friend and to say that I will not touch any capitalist food. What I need to eat is both simple and good, yes, pork and beans, the people’s staple, a dish which my friend is very able to make very well - but before we eat I wish to continue with my speech. The poor must stand up for their rights, put blood-******* foreigners to flight, arrest all those who plunder resources, never give up, but gather their forces to ensure that all assets belong to the nation to be used for the benefit of the whole population. Those in my country not supporting this cause of freedom and equality were forced from our shores, to flee as refugees, never to return, these people we call traitors, these people we call worms!”
This is a further excerpt from my zaby, humorous and satirical narrative poem "The Adventures of George". Read the full story to meet delicious characters such as Mustafa bin Maden, Didi Damin, Borrock Sobama, David Chipperfield and many more.