astrophysicists have a thing with black holes that mass, their chalked out event horizons. i always thought i could be an astrophysicist i could peer through my telescope equations would litter my chalkboard i would map the celestial bodies and black holes. i think i am an astrophysicist. every day i peer through my telescope lenses millimeters thick i sit anywhere equations litter my head, my parchment the black holes are strangely visible with my telescope, the pair of them they beckon at me i can feel the gravitational pull no, you're not fat never but your pull tugs at me, my strings heartstrings so does my vision that naturally gravitates towards them i think i will publish my findings soon. i think i am an astrophysicist.