To whom it may concern; As I watch you from afar, It seems your mental living conditions have become poor.
While the paint on your house seems new, the garden, gently cared for and your front porch, freshly swept all of the rooms in your house are a mess.
The foyer, which once invited large storms of crowds and your master suite; the most lavish room in the entire house are covered in trash, half-empty bottles, and what i can only surmise as a deep depression in the walls and floor
But your attic, whereby you store your most valuable treasures thought, wisdom beauty appears to have grown dark and now neither dark basement nor top floor can be told apart
so dear, i write you this, to speak of my qualifications my abilities, as a household repairman though i may not hold any formal degree, please, see my references, as quite soon, i would love to get to work and teach you to rebuild your home