We are the Corporation of this disunited nation. we brook no interference and from you we need no clearance, for what we do we do for you. If you work a lot and do not complain we promise you You'll feel no pain. and we'll get on so very well.
Regards The Management
c/o Hell.
Ok this one is from 2012, couldn't find it on this site but this could be a repost, apt for today.