One wants six of one, or half dozen of the other Because he'll cook a fine kettle of fish. Fully aware he can't please everyone For some see the grass is always greener on the other side. So, he's busy, meets oneself coming and going, And knows, come hell or high water, That there's no time like the present. Busy as a bee, one prepares the meal. He's a book you can judge by the cover. One quips, The apple doesn't fall far from the tree. I knew he'd say that. One's words speak louder than actions. One's enough to ******* the Pope. Believe me, I have an axe to grind, And I'm at my wit's end. Better safe than sorry, *Avoid one like the plague.