Staggery lop-legged, dordeedor.
Loopy and goofy, you silly billy.
The kind of clown you can’t ignore.
Flinging arms around ***** nilly.

You could always make me laugh
With some silly way you would talk
And bust me up even further with
One of many kinds of goofy walks.

Hardy har har, giggly snort.
Made me laugh; a comic relief.
No, not even a last resort
Honey, you're funny, beyond belief.

Yeah, you know when to be
As serious as is required
But you know how to get me.
It’s just the way you’re wired.

Nobody needs to ever imply
Your goofy act is a crime.
To me it was always funny,
It was remarkably sublime.

Nobody better tell you that
It’s some kind of disgrace.
I’ll tell them off viciously
And right to their face.

I don’t want to hear any of
A disparaging kind of talk.
I laugh and love you even because
Of your hilarious silly walk!