You fall out of love like a habit. Nobody told you that even when they say 'there are no wrong answers', there's always one that rings all the wrong bells. You say, 'Maybe strawberry ice cream is my favourite', and suddenly alarms go off in his head 'How? What? Nobody likes strawberry icecream! This one is defective! Return to Sender!'
This one is defective. You were mass produced on a supply line for antsy, lonely nineteen-year olds. This was their best year yet; the whole world is aching but we're sorry to inform you but Models made after 1995 are no longer supported.
To the scrapyard, then. You fall and tumble and crawl out of love like it's out to get you. Like it's got its teeth in you, nails tearing into flesh, holding your ankles and begging you to stay.