You bring the nukes
I'll bring the fried bacon
Utensils are optional
In this crazy stew we are making

Add the right amount seasoning
Till it suits your taste
No need for a recipe
To this end of days

Be careful it's hot
So watch where you spew
More or less it's a mess
You'll get all over you

Pay close attention to the lessons
In this culinary course
It cooks up a mean World wide cuisine
This batch of 3rd World War

You've never seen a chef act like this
Even in Hell's  kitchen
If there's any left from this mess
It won't make for good finger licken

What nut job at the top ever thought
To give the ingredients away
You'll need no more it's to die for
This taste of end of days

Conventional plays second fiddle
When warming up to these viddles
You'll be drooling from the first course
Glowing spittle, ****** dribble

With this meal so high at stakes
Not sure we can afford
But fill it up and pass the plate
On this, the 3rd World War