I searched for you across wild oceans, Never daring to dream that I would find Such a *****, dangerous, delicious passion Which, after more than four hundred summers, still burns hot. But you are colder now.
When I discovered your riches, I knew I had to possess you entirely. The blood lost and the blood lust Was worth it to make you mine. But you are bolder now.
I never wanted to set you free. Your Declaration of Independence nearly destroyed me. I had to accept your right to Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness, To lose you completely would be unbearable. You are the scolder now.
Like a white knight, your white light saved me, As it seared through flesh, turning skin inside out and the whole world upside down. You were Oversexed and Overpaid, But I needed you Over Here beside me. You are the shoulder now.
Through time and space, our destructive power has bound us together, I have fallen; my heart is given; my soul is sold. I'd lie for you, I'd die for you; Take tooth for tooth and eye for eye for you. It's all in a sexed up folder now.
Of late, others say you have grown so ugly; Distorted and deranged with and beyond belief; Frenzied and overcome with hate, but I still love you, Still long for our special relationship. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder now.