to write like me you must first review my routine lift weights take boxing lessons drink beer in bars laugh loudly in the street sing karaoke every week date women from different backgrounds kiss like you mean it and make love that soaks the sheets take random trains to far off places work jobs until you hate them and quit as you slowly go mad then you will be half the poet I am because I am still only half the poet I know I can be it's a challenge to balance to juggle this routine I am trapped between two loves my love for life and my love to write between living life and writing about it between being alive and writing about it to me writing and living go hand in hand but they cannot always co-exist when you burn your light to the brink as I do i must find the line but the line is hard to find because there are only so many hours in a day and life swoops us by like an owl with a mouse in its mouth leaving us with only a brief window in which to carve a lasting legacy beware this life style isn't for everyone only the chosen few can pull it off this artful existence this vagabond life a tiresome gift from mischievious gods who see themselves in us but never mind kid you are probably a better poet than me anyway