Does the robin have a Monday Where he can’t get out of bed? Does he wake with one eye open, Feathers tussled on his head? Does he curse the tardy sunrise As his wings begin to squirm? Do you think he really gives a crap If he gets the early worm? Do you think his wife starts chirping ‘Bout the raven guy next door? Do you think he’s tired of hearing How she wished that he’d do more? Do you think he longs for younger days When life was much less stressed? Don’t you think he’d give a million grubs To stay sleeping in his nest?