AARP keeps sending me **** Letting me know I'm getting old Buy this insurance "Die Happy With Us" **** "Don't leave your loved ones in debt when you die" **** "No one gives enough a **** to pay for your funeral" Sonofabitch "A place for Mom" What the ****?
Come get me! Thou great Valkyries Demons of hell Angels of Heaven!
But you **** well better know, AARP Has got my *** covered!