Come on down right on down now, a brand new car, deluxe washer dryer brand spankin' new & all ready to go, spin that wheel, turn that square, answer that question & gamble that dollar, Donald J. Trump has come to town,
the Dealmaker the Best of the Best, the All American gettin' it done wise & wicked grinnin' fat cat, who'll somehow keep an eye out for all you smaller folks as he swings those roundabouts, & crosses those t's & cashes his chips,
Donald J. Trump will make that dollar, dig that coal & bury that pipeline, negotiate that better ditch that failure, scrap that law, watch out for that business & surely curb those watchdogs,
& money will be made but not by you or I or Shirl or Bob but those oh so connected & Sheldon's & Coke Brother's & Investors & Directors & Oligarchs & Overseas Accounts & the select few who always, always, seem to do just fine,
& the pitiful irony if you will of all this Making Great Again & victory for the Little Man is that the little man cast his lot with someone who never gave the slightest **** & Earl & Nancy once more get the short stick, the bad apple, the ******* without the prize, the pathetic hat & the broken soon faded whistle.