Chocolate milk is so sweet
Chocolate milk is what I eat
Chocolate milk in a bowl
Chocolate milk in my soul

If chocolate milk did not exist
I would be surely ******
Life is pure liquid brown
I just chugged a gallon down

When I drink too much of it
I run to the bathroom, quickly sit
Contemplating life hits hard
This chocolate milk caught me off guard

I thought this was the end of me
I begged for mercy with a plea
Stuck on this god forsaken bowl
I'm sure I made a huge black hole

Not proud of myself for what I did
I waddled away from which I rid
If there is one lesson I learned today
it's to put up the lid, before I sit and pray