We grow old like watches The hands are stiff from work Correct time reflected twice a day A fact which leaves us erked Having regularity Becomes a real perk Hearts left too long in the sun Become completely ******
We grow old like plumbing Springing lots of leaks Number 1 is hourly The other once a week! There's orthascopic searches The plumbers take a peek While the polyps and fistulae Really have us freaked!
We grow old like locks & keys You know, the skeleton kind We can't unlock our hips & knees We can't unlock our minds We can't unlock our senses Eyes & ears go blind We can't get out of fleshy jail We're really in a bind!
We grow old like vehicles Our wiring starts to burn Odometers spin like crazy While our wheels refuse to turn!
We grow old like parchment We pour out like a cup We count the beats of clicking bones The old want to be pups While the crazy youngsters of today