Jennifer is my cleaning lady. Very efficient, and reasonable. She comes every two weeks. She knows all my shortcomings, She empties my bins. One week, she left me a note, With a poetic question. Two weeks later, I waited for her To discuss her query. Jen is lost without love, Lost her love, Wants to write about the pain. Quid Pro Quo, thought I, We were soul mates, So I took the opportunity To ask about stain remover, And behold, Her poem is born.