I believe baubles have way too much glitter,
That another new year won't make it all better.

I believe turkey tastes bland without stuffing,
That my secret santa was better than nothing.

That rich Christmas pud needs a helping of cream,
That thin paper hats are a waste by design.

I believe parties can get out of hand,
That more still silent nights need to be planned.

I believe Christmas can bring people down,
That relentless fake smiles hide many a frown.

Happy Christmas to all and to all my best wishes,
May your Christmas be more than all merry wet kisses.