George Johannesen isn’t dead though the State claims he’s expired. His driver’s License they cancelled though he still had four good tires. George, at first, thought to complain about this twist of fate. Then he came to realize that Death is a tax free state. Five hundred thousand dollars Were paid out to his “next of kin” Paid to one with the same name Who looked a lot like him. He accepted philosophically the wage of sin is death. If the alternative is taxes, he assumed its for the best. George enjoys the “afterlife” on the Island of Majorca. Where he chases younger women And he doesn’t need a walker. Only George, of all his friends, has managed to retire. He enjoys his afterlife While the state thinks he’s expired.
George Johannessen, A citizen of Canada, was declared dead in October,2012. It was News to him.