Age ain’t nuthin' but a number, they said. Only each of those numbers means you’re one step closer to being dead. Sure, I can still wear a short dress. But why would I— there’s no need to impress. The hormones have fled, and in their stead I have wisdom and serenity. I’ve said goodbye to the burning desire to coax someone into bed. Yes, I could hike the Himalayas, if I try; but my arthritis means every step of the way, I’d cry. I play the guitar, but don’t get too far, before I feel it in my elbow. Didja notice Jimmy Page rubs his arm?I guess he didn’t get the memo-- the one that says it’s just a number, your age.
I’m here to tell you age makes you humbler. NO ONE my age says “age is nothing but a number.” Numbers mean something, they add and subtract; by the time you’re my age, you’re in your second act. In fact the second act is closing, I’m moving on to the third— the final act--where you’ve got to sum it all up, but, rest assured: I’m not pining for my lost youth, when I had better health, but less truth.