A house painted in white, the colour of peace Autumn covers its frontyard in leaves The masses gather and scream A crackling voice betrays seething beliefs.
It's a lie waiting to be sold to the highest bidder Honey, everything will get better if we add some glitter Warning signs covered with election posters A popularity contest, let's introduce the imposters.
I'm a special kind of candidate For decades, I've endured all your hate And those you despise, I know them all by name But will they ever listen to what I'm saying?
I'm a self-made man just taking care of business And since I've made it, every day is Christmas Push their bodies off the pier, this is just a modern witch test And if the weights make them drown, at least they're gonna ***** less.
This car without breaks is gaining traction Let's ask the Romans how to stop a chain reaction Both sides scream People to the ballots, cast your vote for our very last bastion. A waste of paper, an American election.