You're progressive; and so you must denigrate our triumphant victorious candidate. Yes, you shot off your mouth. Now you're trapped to the south of the land where you promised to emigrate.
Before your resolve starts to stall, you must heed the Canadian call. Pack your bags and go forth to your home in the north. (or climb over that Mexican wall).
It's the END ! Now the Right will resurge, and a new coalition emerge. A Canadian rental might help with your mental well-being. We'll play you a dirge.
Hey folks -- there are some good deals on flights to most major Canadian cities right now. Discounts are being offered if you cry and stamp your feet then use foul language to insult our new president Donald Trump. Use the word "misogynistic" and you get free drinks and a window seat! Bon voyage ☺