In a stall at an interstate rest pit not far from Hot Springs My first stop in Arkansas where the road **** goes from armadillo to possum How much sport has taken place where I'm careful to squat just low enough to *** without touching the seat swearing when I notice too late that there's no paper By tonight there'll be no soap left in the dispenser to clean the sting between her dimpled legs It would of been a major inconvenience for me, but probably taught her the hard way to carry Handi Wipes