I've succumbed To The Golden Rule, I'll do to me What I do unto you.
If I'm the cause Of sorrow and tears, Know you I've lodged The same for years.
Should I be The source of mirth, Make you laugh, Relieve the dirth, Know that I too ***** this earth.
When I'm criticial Of your best efforts, You fall short Of what's expected, I'll look inside, To see what I could be.
Though I'm annoyed With your flip-flopping, I know I've been known To be the one that waffles.
Now comes the part That deals with heart. God forbid I break yours in two, But know you that Mine breaks too.
When your days take hold, When you grey and grow old, I'll tend your needs, Do what I please.
And when our lives Stop being our light, And dark prevails, And day is night, And we've departed This corporeal cesspool, I'll know I succumbed To *The Golden Rule.