The things some do When they're alone, Would melt the marrow In your bones.
Some scratch their *** With such vigor, Sink to their knuckles Up their nose, **** themselves In *****-hose, Find their stash, Find their liquor, Get high alone, And that's good for some.
Oh, the things some do When they're alone.
They scrape the goo From their eyes In the afternoon; Hork out phlegm In the kitchen sink, **** loudly, And not think it stinks. They pop a pimple on the mirror, Do nasty things (I won't say liver).
Oh, the things some do When they're alone.
They'll surf the net For ******* In HD or photography. They'll roll gobs of wax From both their ears, Run naked up and down the stairs. Landscape private body hairs, And like a monkey, smell their nails.
Oh, the things some do When they're alone.
Some deficate in the shower, ******* until they holler, Then spark a doob, Check out the mirror, Then cogitate on tomorrow.
Oh, the things some do When they're alone, It's good they're done Alone at home.