my pets are  
my Labrador is
stupid sweet
and when she got loose last time
she had a dog on her *** and one on her head
just going to town
I need to get her spayed:
why hell don't they have a  pill for that?
And I have three young ******* cats
that Missy the Lab still lets nurse on her
all with different personalities
one is calm but playful
and loves cuddling
nothing bothers her
one is super excitable
running from table to tv to chair
in pursuit of air constantly
the other is studious
just sits there watching it all
I expect her to give a dissertation soon
on cat and dog and human habits
I call her
Freud.
I haven't named  the other two.