Woop As the siren blares/
Scared nervous/
I hear a loud pull over!/
Its the Grammar Police/
awwww snap
They want to see my diploma/
I keep my hand on the pen
Like I don't even notice/
In my window of opportunity
Asking/
Son Do you know why I pulled you over?/
Cause I'm in the office
sir writing these poems?/
I take full responsibility
I don't got no diploma
I just got this GED/
He said that's not good enough
Put down the pen son
Your coming with me/
Now there's Turmoil thru the streets
drama around every corner/
There should be no commas
Period I question marked your honor/
Butchering with clevers
run on sentences for ever/
The alphabet guys set up
Planted evidence missing letters/
Sworn I had it down to a T
The I before E
how does that go?/
Well don't look now
I done broke another law/
How ever this may trouble you
I keep my vowels sometimes Y & W/
Somethings not write I'm reeling feeling uncomfortable/
Is it me?
Well don't you see/
A fused two V's?/
That's my story
I'm sticking to it
my testimony/
Yet we speak it double U/
confused by another rule/
They label me an outlaw
In the middle of the court room/
A mystery/ A victim being pursued/ by the Grammar police/
The jury siding with the prosecution
I may never be released/
Its Invictus/
The defense rest
Now they have an eye-witness/
With an eye on who did this/
There, their, they're, hair, heir and..... here/
The Ironies in the rule book/
similar sounding confused look/
If i where to spoke this and not
wrote this you would have not notice/
No no Input
was it done on purpose?/
For a purpose?/
One things for certain/
If l lay dying dead in the street
It's cause you took shots at me
Just remember I wasn't perfect/
But you are the grammar police
Just doing your job I know working/