I had that epiphany moment where I realized I was more than the ordinary tightly dressed caped zero capable of saving living things like kittens stray dogs and I don't throw frogs against walls anymore nor do I willingly hurt my nemesis I try to tame them with a song a dance trance them you might call me the reality show superhero if I wanted to I could win American Idol but that would take precious time away from my fighting crime I sing to my dog and she sings back like she does when she hears sirens and I could win a dance contest I dance with my kittens or try to they are still young enough to be skittish I am truly a superhero to them when I open a bag of chips or fry pork chops in olive oil and spice them with garlic salt which they think is catnip and I write in a cape and go sailing over clouds over mountaintops maintaining superhero type stuff nightly so I know I am a superhero to them to me in a way and Gotham and Clayhatchee and home for them safe.