I sit upon the ocean and the waves they comfort me the salty air in my lungs and the sun bronzing my skin I look deep into the water and wonder would anyone notice if I slipped silently into the blue and became a mermaid swimming fiercely into the tides my long golden hair fastened with seashells of abalone my naked chest adorned with sea emeralds and white pearls around my throat I would sit upon the largest rock and sing until all the men were mine....