I'm not here to be ridiculed, mock, or even roasted.
I'm just not keen on this party or the guy you chose to host it.

Overhead I hear someone touting their grand beliefs.
Therein is your problem lad, who says you even need a chief?

Parties and their senators the governors and their staff.
These are your dear leaders? Am I to ****** laugh?

The Capitol is a rat king wherein their lies are entwined.
Power, greed, and pettiness plaguing their hive like mind.

I'll be honest, I don't care, my life it seems to never change.
You can elect a ****** waffle, it can't get more strange.

These things you want to happen, it'll always start with you.
You can be your own ignition, you only have to see it through.

So elect yourselves an Eggo, a ******, or a *****.
Either way I'll bet my *** in four years you'll want a switch.