does anyone know
the purpose of toes
if not to give a whiff
to my turned up nose

the big ones for stumping
that and nothing more
but what in the world is up
with the other four

how many games of piggie
can a man can play
before he feels that he
gives his soul away

i know some women like
to add shiny rings
but me, the manly man that i am
would never dare such a thing

and i'm no fan of their jam
as something to eat
unless you spread peanut butter
all over both of my feet

so i guess i'll continue this quest
and wonder along
what in the world is the purpose
of all these of toes