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Clayborn Todd Wooton
Poems
Aug 2016
Gary's Shoes for the Modern Filly
Old Gary Blue made lady's shoes,
from flats and pumps to stilettos.
In every size and many hues,
with lots of closed and open-toes.
He fell for Debra Derby, true,
the smith's daughter, with crimson hair.
He wooed her til she loved him, too,
and wed her in a Spring affair.
Her father, old and stubborn soul,
had been a smith most of his life.
He had some issues with control,
just ask his daughter and his wife.
For Debra Derby's dowry,
He had conditions to be met.
Gary's work was too flow'ry
for his daughter. He was upset.
"Fire up the bellows, Gary Blue!
Now you'll forge a diff'rent course!
You'll never make another shoe,
unless it fits upon a horse!"
Poor Gary was despondent, now,
though love was bound to find a way.
He had to pull this off somehow,
with his love and his art to stay.
Then GENIUS! Inspiration struck!
and Gary knew just what to do.
Got paint and felt off his old truck,
and set off, every horse to shoe.
Now flats and pumps, stilettos too,
in pinks and violets, clad in felt,
donned every hoof that Gary knew.
Left many fillies looking svelte!
#humor
#silly
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Clayborn Todd Wooton
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