being a fidget
and all difficult
like a five sided rubics cube
my wife
who wont **** me any more
after 30 short years
of marital bliss
said Zebra
you need a hobby
something to busy yourself

but needing one
alone does not help
you really have to have a passion

well i thought
im a pervy son o *****
and love *******
and ***** ***** thoughts
so contemplated
as i stroked my jelly
can i do this all day
can i make it a hobby
take the pressure off the old girl

well yeahaaaaa
if i could just
share with others
like a womb with a view
but i need a little help
would you mind
oh so willing
fantasy girl

show me your sweet darkness
your twisted despicable hunger
blood, fire, tears from a long days beating
choking on butter **** **** and kisses
while on bended knees bleeding...
your **** drooling tears for more
gorgeous hell lover
show yourself in minds eye
with legs spread wide
arched feet
painted toes the color of darkness
poised for the onslaught
mouth all pouty
eyes blazing...
face in a twist

i tell her
I have a thousand ways to pleasure you
as i squeeze out her tears of blood
from every pore hole and ******
loving sweet fluttering cries
come shudder from cruel thrills embrace
the knife deep
the rope tight...
ill take all afternoon to drown you.
what are bubble baths for?
or go up in flames dancing headless
or still yet sweet ****
a poison bite perhaps
for
delicious love and pain
a special cocktail for you
DRINK!!!!!!

pretty girl
you deserve a pretty obliteration
from a sinister poet
with a slobbering ****
and blood razor kisses

you make my **** rock
shimmie shimmie co co bop
oooowww i love you...
your sweet ****** from hell
do the *** **** me
sick in the head
bonga bonga
dance

My wife said
hows your new hobby honey
it must be pretty fun
you've gotten so quiet
hahaahaahaa
what a pleasure
your not a bother at all any more
and kinder then ever
your on to something

i knew then
i had ascended in sin
and would fall in virtue
amen
finally at peace with my self
thank god