The phone rang viciously Hollering expletives until answered Screaming with urgency When the phone yearns like that You don't check caller ID Some information was shared That broke my heart for my caller And broke my heart for the can Of A&W; that hit the floor Life is messy And like soda on the underfoot It gets real sticky if you can't clean it up So I tried reasoning with them But they didn't understand They had no where to go but me And I was expected to be the voice of reason So like I have taken a liking to saying, Breathe Shut up And listen