Once upon a time In the fairest land Of New Jersey At a royal wedding The now royal niece met The hired photo booth runner And his name was Nick Now Nick did not know what was occurring He thought she loved cameras She went with her sister and grandmother Then just her grandmother Then only her sister He friend would contact her On the fanciest slide phone And to avoid looking rude She'd stand next to the table Right near the booth Finally with her brother She talked and he talked They laughed and joked About how she should get him fired For interacting with clients As it was forbidden He claimed he would travel Across the country To the kingdom Of Washington For her wedding in a year or so She chuckled covertly Revealing her age Only to find he was twenty He thought it was funny And called her cute So she gave her phone number away When really she should've have gone With her Instagram name Near the end of the event She invited him to the dance floor For the most regal song of all "Don't Stop Believing" After those five minutes she assisted him In the packing of his equipment And they parted ways Never to speak again Both leaving Dumbly happy The End