I was discrete when you wanted a show
I gave you a show but you wanted discrete
I was naked when you wanted a suit
I wore a suit but you wanted me naked
I asked you what you wanted
But you didn’t want to know

Surprise me
But she really wanted something else
I had to take the chance
Fifty girls said I guessed
When I should have asked
Fifty girls said I asked
When I should have guessed

I made a record all about you
The guitar was your *******
The drums were your ***
A flute was your red lips
But when you spread your legs
I ****** the needle
And scratched my eyes out

I was dangerous when you wanted safe
I  was safe when you wanted dangerous
I wanted *** when you wanted talk
I wanted talk when you wanted ***
I asked you what you wanted
But you didn’t want to talk about it

Surprise me
But she always wanted something else
I had to take a chance
Fifty girls said I don't like that
When I thought they did
Fifty girls said they liked that
When I thought they didn't

Surprise me
Shock my eyes
Surprise me
Scream into my ears
Surprise me
Ravage my body

I never knew what happened
Until you told  me fifty years later