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Jun 2016
The nun teaching Sunday School was speaking to her class one morning and she asked the question,  - 'When you die and go to Heaven... which part of your body goes first?

Suzy raised her hand and said,  - 'I think it's your hands.'

-  'Why do you think it's your hands, Suzy?'

Suzy replied, -  'Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in front of you and God just takes your hands first.
-  'What a wonderful answer!'  the nun said.
Little Johnny raised his hand and said -  'Sister, I think it's your feet.

The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face. -

   'Now Johnny, why do you think it would be your feet?'

Little Johnny said,  - 'Well, I walked into Mommy and Daddy's bedroom the other night.
Mommy had her legs straight up in the air and she was saying,
'Oh God, I'm coming'.    
I gotta tell you, if Dad hadn't pinned her down, we'd have lost her. '  

The Nun fainted...!!! .
Just had to share this delightful ditty with you all!
Cheers M
Marshal Gebbie
Written by
Marshal Gebbie  79/M/"Foxglove",Taranaki, NZ
(79/M/"Foxglove",Taranaki, NZ)   
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