Hang Five A poem with a lot of jive Surfing over the waves with a couch Being an absolute slouch Just went over a small wave As a Couch Potato, I must behave But I am hoping my couch will stay afloat Hopefully I wonβt drown and choke But Hi Fiving on a couch might be considered a joke Yet I am standing on my couch being ready for the big wave Come on wave and show me your best shot I am waiting for you wave at the right spot Now I am riding the wave out I am on the water wave making a frightening shout However, I have landed precisely on the shore Being a couch potato, it will be sleep I canβt ignore.